Hello American, I am a foreign exchange student from Antarctica.

I stand at 4 feet 11 inches and weigh 593 pounds, I am a professional and legal anaconda wrestler. I wear size 3 shoes in babies and I love to wear under armor clothes. I have a mustache that is so thick that I normally have to breath through my mouth, and my beard is so long I accidentally wrapped it around someones neck and choked him to death. My teeth are also very strong and sharp, I once ate my house after running out of Apple Jacks to eat. Some of my hobbies are wrestling anacondas, freestyle rapping, boxing, killing terminators, arm wrestling, fighting, taking of the world, writing poetry, and knitting.